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Rockstar: In search of the free bird

For long, for ages, our mainstream commercial cinema has made us believe that Aal Izz Well with the world.

Or at least, that it will all be well in the end.

And that the entire universe conspires to bring you what you want if you want it real bad.

It probably does but not always the way you want it to happen. As the saying goes: Beware of what you wish for, because it might come true.

Dreams came true as the fantasies of our society played out on screen decade after decade as characters went from rags to riches or from lost to found or from falling in love to happily everafter.

Our films taught us to believe. That there is a system or a God or a hero that makes everything all right or at least delivers poetic justice even in the darkest of tragedies. If we do the right thing.

Our films made us feel good.

But you know what, the world sucks and there is no right thing.

There is no God to make your dream come true.

There is no hero who will save you.

There is a system, of course. But one that tells us how we should lead our lives. That defines the rights and wrongs and judges us on the basis of our behaviour. We are rewarded for conforming and punished for straying out of line.

The more developed our societies got, the more civilized we became, conforming and learning to live orderly in groups.

It’s fascinating how issues in our cinema reflected issues in our society as they trickled down from as big as land (fifties), nation (sixties), society (seventies) to family (eighties) and to identity (nineties when the hero at least temporarily became a non-resident Indian).

But in love stories over decades, there was always a faux morality, a set of rules in the society that kept lovers away – from Devdas to Mughal E Azam to Pyaasa to Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak.

Real life lovers went to the movies to see their fantasies played out and wept when they didn’t work out.

Soon, three young second generation filmmakers Sooraj Barjatya, Aditya Chopra and Karan Johar started negotiating with the family structure. Romance in films started becoming about manufacturing consent from the family system or the head of it – the patriarch who slowly changed from a villain type (Dalip Tahil, Amrish Puri) to a father figure (Amitabh Bachchan, Anupam Kher) type.

And by the end of the nineties, our youth had a mind of their own. It was no longer about land, nation, society, family or even their identity. It was about the self. About what they wanted. About what the heart wanted. Dil Chahta Hai. Parents didn’t stand between lovers anymore.

In spite of all these changes, one thing didn’t quite change. The girl always had to be pure and virginal unless she was playing the other woman, usually a prostitute with a heart of gold pining for a lost hero.

If Kashyap’s Dev D for a first time in ages finally let out all the pent up repressed sexuality from between the scenes, Imtiaz Ali does one better – he makes his hero romance a “neat and clean, hi-fi” married woman, one who is certainly NOT a virgin. Of course, a boy and a girl can be friends. Till they kiss. And it’s never the same after that.

In Imtiaz Ali’s Rockstar, the kiss happens right at the halfway point in the film, two full years after the girl has been married, even if not happily.

But let’s rewind a bit to how they got to that point.

She was doing what Simran did in Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge, having one last blast of fun before her wedding. And he was a happy-go-lucky slacker trying to make it big, just starting his journey from boy to man, being comfortably cocooned in the nest of his family.

She knew when she should take off her leather jacket and ready up for mehndi and He knew that she was off-limits as great as she was. He had to find pain but he was simply incapable of heavy-duty emotions.

He was, as his mentor called him, a “halka aadmi.” A light-hearted dork, a stranger to pain. His life was just perfect. Or so he thought. Just like any of us.

We think our lives are perfect because we conform to a system. Because we have jobs that pay well. Or a loving family. Or at least basic education. We don’t live in the seventies. We aren’t part of any hippie generation either.

What do we have? We have nothing but the boring middle class family values. Janardhan knows that. He probably does not even like the way his name sounds. But when she calls him Jordan out of the blue because she likes how cool it sounds, he’s found a new identity – of a man being somewhere he shouldn’t be doing something he shouldn’t be.

He had to be at an audition for Platinum records and here he was in Kashmir. He had to be chasing his dream of being a pop star and here he was with a girl he liked to spend time with.

Rockstar is about being in that place – where you are not supposed to be, doing what you are not supposed to be. The forbidden.

This was the domain of porn films that slowly crept into the adult films over the last decade as Mallika Sherawat kissed away to fame. And the forbidden has finally found its way into a mainstream film for all audiences.

Indian cinema through Imtiaz Ali’s film has finally found an outlet for all that has been repressed. Romance, sex but most of all, choice. And freedom to do what is best for the self, not family, not society, not nation.

Rock music is not just about drugs or sex. It’s always been about the freedom to express. The rage against the machine. The system.

It’s interesting how Imtiaz Ali ducks the clichés associated with rockstars. Jordan is no Devdas who takes to the bottle nor is he sleeping around with other women.

He hates the taste of alcohol. He finds his moment of truth at the dargah of Hazrat Nizammuddin. Heer is not his muse. God is. He finds God in him during his journey (if you listen to the lyrics of Kun Faya carefully) and heads back home to channel that God through his music. He completely surrenders to it and where it takes him. He settles down and tries to conform to the way of single life in the big city, pretending to get drunk and dance away his blues.

He’s almost made his peace with his situation of being estranged from his parents and the girl he strangely misses when he finds an opportunity to go to Prague. But he’s already pissed off the system by laughing at it. It just came to him naturally. He didn’t want to laugh at it. And the only way he can go Prague is by selling his soul to the Devil. The Special Contract. He just does not care. He wants her.

Raj in Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge went from Europe to the bride’s home in India to get his girl. Here, Jordan goes from India to Europe to another man’s wife’s home to get her. Together, they tick off everything that’s forbidden there – the underbelly of Prague, the seedy strip clubs, gay bars and discos with neon lights. More importantly, they kiss.

Aditya Chopra was manufacturing parental consent. Imtiaz Ali is violating moral codes.

It’s a kiss that triggers off years of pent up repressed emotion and sexuality. Not just in Rockstar but in all of Hindi cinema.

Raj and Simran stayed all night in a hotel room (DDLJ) and he didn’t even kiss her because he’s Hindustani and a Hindustani boy will NEVER do that to a Hindustani girl, we are told. But here, they talk about it first. He kisses her. She resists, scolds him and then changes her mind and kisses him passionately. Beautifully done.

This is that halfway point where our hero and heroine stop being the typical hero and heroine because they “cross the line”. They go all the way and do it. (Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna had the perfect opportunity for this moment when he makes love to another man’s wife but squandered it by making it look like they were killing an infant – with that much guilt writ on their faces, it seemed like Rani and SRK were undergoing punishment than having sex there!)

Here, as much as Heer tries to run back to her city (the leitmotif in the film for orderly life), her home, she finds herself stopping halfway on the bridge between home and her lover.

The moment he breaks into her house, he’s crossed a threshold, a point of no return from the law, the system and the society. And the musician becomes a rockstar craving for freedom to do what he really wants to do.

From a pop talent behind an album poetically called Sheher (City, the leitmotif and metaphor for the phase of his life where he conformed to the way of life) to a criminal behind bars during the launch of his album Negative (He stops in between Sadda Haq to tell us that he is searching for those wild pigeons that used to be where the City today is) to a true-blue rockstar who has given the society the finger, signed on by a bigger evil foreign company, endorsing a perfume called Noir (the name once again serving as a metaphor for that phase of his life where he has sold his soul), Ranbir delivers the performance of a lifetime, always uncomfortable with structures as Jordan, even before he knew he was. He’s winning every single Best Actor award next year.

At an audition earlier, we see Jordan unable to get in tune with someone else’s composition. “He is a different jaanwar (beast). He won’t stay in your cage,” as Shammi Kapoor (RIP, God bless Hindi cinema’s original rockstar) tells the head of the label despite the boy admitting to the shehnaii maestro that he really didn’t understand classical music. Here was a boy who didn’t like anything rigid or structured. He was naturally drawn towards the improvisational, free-flowing riffs of the guitar.

The beauty of it is that Jordan has no idea why he does things he does. He is not doing it to be a bad boy. He just finds himself at home jamming “Dum Maaro Dum” with prostitutes (He sings the ‘Duniya Ne Hum Ko Diya Kya’ bit) than an evening with his old friends. When his mentor screams at him in the middle of the road for his rash unpredictable behaviour, he confesses that he does not know why. He says he’s burning from within and he feels like worms are eating him from inside. His angst grew stronger every day and he felt more and more alienated from society.

She didn’t know it either. Heer is such a triumph of characterization that I will totally forgive Imtiaz for casting Nargis Fakhri, the only jarring note in this soulful rock opera.

Heer didn’t plan to fall in love with him. She didn’t plan to sleep him with. She didn’t even know that she was depressed and needed psychiatric counseling because she missed him. From being mentally unwell, she was becoming physically sick because she was infected by his presence in her life. She needed his touch to feel better and the longer the doses, the more dependent she became. They needed each other but it was forbidden. She had become Satine from Moulin Rouge.

But here again, it takes two-thirds of the film and about four and a half years for him to understand the connection they shared. “Main Sirf Tere Saath Hi Set Hoon, Yaar.” That one line sums up Imtiaz Ali’s brand of romance perfectly. A late realisation of love, a sense of settlement, with an old friend.

This is the feeling he has been fighting throughout the film.

On returning from Kashmir, he tries to find escape in videogames.

After being thrown out of home, he tries to find his peace through God.

After coming back from Prague, he tries to find his soul through his music.

He doesn’t care about Tibet. He cares about freedom when he’s singing Sadda Haq. All those cribbing about Imtiaz Ali blurring Free Tibet, if you knew enough about Tibet, you would recognise the Free Tibet flag shown in pretty much every frame of the concert shots throughout the film. It’s a part of his costume. Good thing the idiots censoring it couldn’t recognise the flag in half the film.

Very rarely has an Indian film succeeded in crafting a cohesive musical narrative where the lyrics are an integral part of the storytelling. Why is it that we have lost the ability to listen to the words and soak in the meaning? They tell us everything we need to know about the characters, their conflicts, their state of mind and the angst.

A film mounted on a scale as big as Rockstar needed the music that would make it wholly believable that a stadium in Europe would go crazy for an Indian musician. And who better than the man with two Oscars and a worldwide cult following to provide music that is not just credible but also a soul-stirring quality. If you have to buy one audio CD this year, go pick this one up.

Ranbir’s powerhouse presence, Mohit Chauhan’s vocals, Rahman’s music, Irshad Kamil’s lyrics, Anil Mehta’s cinematography, Aarti Bajaj’s editing and Imtiaz Ali’s vision make Rockstar a compelling biopic of a fictitious rebel without a cause. Loved how it unfolds as a jigsaw puzzle with bits of documentary footage of an enigmatic persona as we piece together his story in an effort to understand him and his pain.

The angst here is the driving force, the engine and the heartbeat of Rockstar and is something you will appreciate more if you’ve been an artist yourself. If you’ve experienced unrelenting pain, prolonged frustration and pounding heartaches, and channeled that choking feeling into a creative process as a cathartic outlet for your emotions.

Rockstar is the journey of every artist who has refused to conform to a system, to a structure, to a society, to a set-path or process not because he thought it was cool but because that’s who he is. It’s a journey of a never-ending search of that elusive peace, truth, happiness and freedom.

Art is all about the depth of that journey of self-discovery and Rockstar does full justice to that. It’s not about “Oh look, she’s walking, she’s cured! What a Bollywood film!”

She’s never cured completely. When the mother rejoices that her daughter was able to get out of bed, the doctor quickly acts as the reality check and tells her: Woh Aisi Hi Hai (She is just as she was.) When the mother is later ecstatic that her blood count has increased, the doctor is still skeptical (He’s not saying: Wow, it’s a medical miracle!) and tells her: Be logical.

And the answer she gives the Dr. Animesh should shut every critic up.

“We think we know life. But it surprises us. Stranger things have happened.”

I was in Auroville a few weeks ago for a film festival when I met this man with a hole at the bottom of his neck. He had lost all his hair, had no eyebrows and had lined up his eyes with kohl. I instantly knew he was a cancer patient. But here, he was dancing around, blowing bubbles for children and giving flowers to women. The doctors had given him three weeks to live. He got sick of chemotherapy, told them he wanted to die in peace and left for home. That was over two years ago. He healed himself. Or maybe he will die next week, we don’t know! That is life but the only truth is that he is alive today.

Even after that explanation about the mysteries of life, Imtiaz does what he must – pulls the plug on the happy ending and proves beyond doubt that Jordan’s “magic touch” was not her cure. It was her disease.

Imtiaz had to leave the artist with all the fame in the world and yet experience an empty void of nothingness. That was the point of it all.

“Yeh Duniya Agar Mil Bhi Jaaye Toh Kya Hai” (as the lines from Pyaasa go). Rockstar is also the exact antithesis to Pyaasa in the sense that there Vijay renounces the world, his identity and disappears into anonymity, frustrated with the society but no such happy ending for Jordan here. He does not find himself at the doorway of the auditorium where no one recognises him. He finds himself on the stage under the spotlight where there is no escape from all that he once wanted as he looks away at the doorway – the common motif in endings of both films.

Nothing is private anymore. Not even his emotions. His screams of pain had become art. Part of the music they were swaying to.

He’s an empty man feeling nothing looking at the sea of people cheering for him. He’s just standing there wishing he was under that bed-sheet with the girl he loved and there’s no one around. His process of alienation is complete. Jordan has to live like that because he had sold his soul to the devil, to the system, to a company.

There is nothing more tragic than a man still in search of what is long gone.

And once you’ve seen life through his eyes, you will just laugh at the next person who tells you: Aal izz Well.

Yes, the world sucks. So does this business of art, music and entertainment manufacturing feel good, faux morality and happy endings.

Good to see someone showed it the finger.

Imtiaz Ali, A.R. Rahman and Ranbir Kapoor have given us that rare film that’s true to everything rock music once stood for. The angst. The pain. The rage.

Rock is not dead. And all’s not well with the world.

Good Night | Good Morning releases on December 30

 

Finally, we have a release date. The film will release through PVR’s Director’s Rare banner on December 30 at  PVR in your metro (Delhi, Chandigarh, Baroda, Ahmedabad, Mumbai, Bangalore and Chennai). We are still working out something to get the film out in Hyderabad and Kolkata.

Good Night | Good Morning is also playing at the Noordelijk Film Festival in Leeuwarden in the Netherlands on November 10 and 11. If you are in that part of the world, do drop in. Come say Hi.

Being an independent film, we don’t really have a budget for publicity. Hence, we need your help to spread the word about the film. Here’s what you can do to help.

1. Post the trailer in your FB Wall / Twitter Updates/ Blog. Here’s the link. If you Like it, do click Like just so that we know if it’s working or not.

2. Go to http://facebook.com/goodnightgoodmorning and Like it to stay tuned for updates on upcoming screenings and premiere shows. Ask your friends to do the same.

3. If you want any more information to blog on /preview the film there’s quite a bit of information and photos and clips on http://goodnightgoodmorningthefilm.com

Lost: Seven years later

“We have to go back”
Seven years after the plane crash, I find myself in Jack’s shoes, craving to go back to the island and catch up with the Losties. Not because I didn’t get closure (I did, more on that in a bit) but because there will never be a show as deep, as philosophical, as enigmatic, as adventurous, as funny, as romantic, as introspective, as thrilling, as scientific, as spiritual, as geeky and freaky as Lost.

I still remember downloading and watching the Lost finale at four in the morning, alternating between tears of joy and sadness, as the bittersweet climactic moments of Lost left me with a choking feeling. It was the end of life as we knew it on the island, as six years flew past with the most memorable fictitious characters ever created… in the best story ever told in our times.

Lost is a triumph of storytelling, be it in terms of form, structurally (show me another story where storytellers have played with linearity in all possible ways – Flashbacks, flash forwards, time travel, sideways) or in terms of content, beyond genre (show me anothe story that traverses as many genres as this one – drama, romance, adventure, mystery, science fiction, period, fantasy, thriller, horror, action, feel-good, tragedy and comedy).

Yes, I know a lot of fans and regular viewers were disappointed with the way the show ended and I will go all out to call these guys infidels – Ye, of little faith. While some sci-fi geeks wanted more answers than the show provided, some just didn’t even understand the obvious answers and blamed the show for it.

I had been meaning to blog about the show and what it meant to me for over a year now but always kept putting off because I wanted to watch it all over again from start to end. Sadly, though I have the DVD box set and have watched all the Bonus features and finale quite a few times, I have never got the time required to watch it from start to finish all over again.

But I already have all the answers I needed and I am going to try and explain in this post why there’s nothing else I want to know about the story or the characters. I am fully satisfied with the answers the show has provided and anything that’s not is a little outside the scope of this story.

This show Lost obviously is about a bunch of people who find themselves lost metaphorically in their lives and physically on the island – a place they don’t fully understand after a plane carrying them crashes. The crash is a metaphor, we all have plans for life and suddenly there’s one thing that hits us and throws our lives completely out of control.

“We must let go of the life planned we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”

This Joseph Campbell quote is even mentioned in the Hero’s Journey bonus features in case you thought I was just reading too much into its significance with Lost (which was inspired by Star Wars, which in turn was inspired from the hero’s journey as outlined in Campbell’s book ‘The Hero With a Thousand Faces’.)

So what do we do when life as we know it, crashes into a zone from where there’s no escape but to confront your past, the ghosts that haunt, your greatest fears and darkest secrets? The island is a physical manifestation of that zone.

Season 1 was all about the people who crashed there and the lives they had before they got on to that plane and it played out beautifully through flashbacks introducing us to characters we would root for over the next few years while parallelly showing us the interconnectedness of the universe and the hidden mysteries – the Wonderland underneath. Like Alice, the castaways need to go down the rabbit-hole and find the answers. Jack never made peace with his Dad, neither did Locke. Kate was a murderer who killed her father, Sawyer a con-man who wanted to kill the man responsible for his mother’s death. Charlie was druggie, Claire an unwilling mother, Sun & Jin were an unhappy couple, Shannon & Boon siblings with secrets, Hurley was unlucky for his family, Sayid scarred by his past and Michael had to make peace with his son. They all had issues with people closest to them in one way or the other. Mostly, Daddy issues.

What do you do when you are lost? You look for answers. From who? Or from where? God or Science? And the central conflict plays out through Jack (the man of science) and John Locke (the man of faith) as they find a mysterious hatch on the island – the rabbithole that probably had all the answers.

And what do they find? A weird system of science that employed rules of faith. You have to push the button every 108 minutes to save the world? What? Why? Faith, either you have it or you don’t. What happens when you challenge that faith? Season 2 was an examination of that conflict as we were introduced to the people who lived outside the system of faith – people who took life into their own hands, the savages, the Others. The people in hatch, though men of science believed in a system of faith while the Others were the epitome of mistrust and doubt. They didn’t trust anybody from outside.

“Two sides – one is light, one is dark.”
There’s always a temporary solution you can find that helps you escape the problem. It involves cheating, letting down a few people, it’s a compromise and sacrifice. All of that happened after Michael cheats them at the end of Season 2 and the group decides to take the easy way out. The helicopter, even if it meant leaving the rest behind. They all have to choose between doing the right thing and what’s easy.They hadn’t yet confronted their ghosts, they were just looking for a quick getaway which they get at the end of Season 3 when we also realise that they had to pay a heavy price for what they did – Death of faith – John Locke employing for the first time in the series – Flashforwards.

“We have to go back”
Season 4 then showed us their attempts to get back to the island to set things right again and hit upon the perfect opportunity to mix up flashbacks and flashforwards to explain the physics of the island, it’s location, the key to enter and exit it and the fact that it can be moved. And if you manage to piece together the jigsaw structured Season 4, you would get the answers to every question – How you could exit one part of the island by pushing the wheel and enter from Tunisia but the flip side (and the reason why it’s not done frequently) is that you lose control over time when you manipulate space. There’s obviously a distance between island time and the real world because the island is a moving entity, a sort of an undiscovered black hole at the centre of the earth located in the middle of the Ocean between Australia and Los Angeles. The island because of its control over time, has a glitch that nobody has been able to fix. While it is able to heal the wounded, it is incapable of producing life on its own. The dying manages to live and the birthing manages to die. Something the science guys at Dharma initiative haven’t been able to fix. The Others can bring back the dead by the more primitive belief of selling your soul to the Devil and letting darkness inhabit you.

“See you in another life brotha”
As the castaways left back on the island travel back in time, they get the opportunity to live a life together, far away from the present. In the past and pretend like nothing happened. A happy existence in denial when truth shows up in the form of Jack and the Oceanic Six at the Dharma stations. And the losties must choose – do they want to embrace a life where they never met and continued on with their lost lives or do they live in denial? At the end of Season 5, they choose a life where they never met and explode the bomb and mess with the rules of time travel and end up belling Schrodinger’s Cat.

Season 6, the final season was a juxtaposition of the parallel universes with its Flash Sideways narrative. On one hand, we had this alternate reality playing out in the event that the plane hadn’t crashed and on the other we have the castaways back on the island thinking that the bomb blast didn’t work. When science does not have the answers, we are left with no other choice but faith. Exactly what happens to Jack haunted by the burden of being responsible for Locke’s death. Though Jacob’s flashback, we understand that the island is the place where the balance of the world is maintained. There’s good and evil. Good makes sure evil does not escape. There’s science and there’s faith. And we learn that science and faith go in search of the same thing. Truth. Answers. Evil wants to escape truth and Good keeps it in check by showing it the truth. Jacob and the Man in Black, old friends. The island gave them both the same powers to make sure they cannot destroy each other and the only way Evil could escape the island was if it turned one of Jacob’s own against him and killed him.

Jacob knew it would all happen and that’s exactly why he had brought this Lost group to the island so that he could pick the right candidates for the job to replace him. It was all pre-destined. It was a matter of time before someone stopped pushing the button (to rephrase, stopped believing in what they were supposed to do – Dharma, duty).

And everytime there is a crisis of faith, God takes an avatar. Cometh the hour, cometh the man.

The island has its way of restoring balance. So even if Jacob dies, there’s someone else to take over the job. One of the candidates. Jack volunteers because he has become a man of faith by now. He knows he’s supposed to do this, save the island.

Desmond, the fail-safe guy who rebooted the island, is the connect between the island world and the sideways world, just like how he was the connect between the island world and the real world through the love of his life, Penny. The beauty of Lost again is the perfect symmetry in its storytelling. The first and the last seasons are almost identical (mirror image) to the final frame. If the second one began with the hatch, the fifth ends with the hatch, if the third was about leaving the island, fourth was about coming back to the island.

And Lost brings us to its riveting finale with its key players spelling out the answer to life.

Jack simply believes. He has no answers. He knows protecting the island and making sure that evil does not escape is his duty. He has full faith in the powers that be that he will be aided. He is rooted in reality. He knows whatever happened, happened. There’s no escaping that.

Smokey (Locke) believes that you can escape your destiny if you cheat. He knows that pulling the plug on the island will relieve him of the curse of being imprisoned on the island. He thinks he can escape because there are always loopholes to every system.

And Desmond believes that it doesn’t matter because he has seen what happens in the Flash Sideways where everyone lives happily everafter.

Obviously only one of them is right.

Juliet: “I’ll tell you a secret. You just pull the plug out and put it back in”
Sawyer: “It worked” (when he puts in a dollar bill in the automated snack box and his snack gets stuck, Juliet offers this advice in the Sideways narrative)

As simple as that. When Desmond pulls the plug out of the heart of the island and the light goes off (I like how the plug is phallic like a Shiv Ling), Smokey realises that he’s probably turned off what has kept him indestructible but it’s too late because now, he has become human and can be killed. Jack didn’t know this but he believed that he was meant to do this. He does exactly that.

And we slowly realised that the Flash Sideways narrative was Karma – the fruit of things you did. While the island narrative was Dharma – what you have to do, what you were meant to do. Lapidus, was meant to fly the plane out, Hurley was meant to take over, Ben was meant to stay back and atone. The Lost were meant to find the right thing to do.

The right thing for Jack to do was to make peace with his father. As they do things they were supposed to do in the island life, it changes things in the Sideways life, which in the end we realise is afterlife – where there is no concept of time. No today, no tomorrow.

The Sideways life was the place you pay for your sins and reap the fruit of the life you lived. The purgatory.

The Island life was the test of your life, the place you found yourself and did what you were destined to do. The real world.

It’s popular belief that we live together, die alone. We learn through the Sideways narrative that THAT is not true. We all meet up again in the place we were all made, we reunite and move on.

Why?

To remember. To let go. And to move on.

While it is too much to expect a TV show to give you all the answers and explain the meaning of life, this is the closest a modern story has come to being so epic in its content and form, in philosophy and spirit.

Convinced?
“Now you’re like me”

Else, shoot me your questions and I will give you my interpretation of what the answers are in the comments below. Namaste.

Chennai Roof Top Film Festival Revival: Heist Night

It was a tricky start.

After the RTFF Google group failed to agree on one genre with a three way split between heist films, noir films and black comedies, it was totally up to the curator to take a call on what he wanted to do for the very first edition of the revival of Roof Top Film Festival, Chennai, a movie marathon series started by Ganesh APP in 2008.

Smartly, Sandeep decided not to announce the genre so that people have to show up to find out. One of the things we had decided during the on ground meeting of RTFF was that the curator should be comfortable with the genre he’s hosting so that he can pick the best films to screen. And Sandeep felt most confident about heist.

I knew what to expect because Sandeep shared his shortlist with me and though we discussed the best options, the final list was going to be decided at the venue based on the questionnaire handed out to every participant on THE night.

So on September 17, the night of the revival edition curated by Sandeep, every camper was given a questionnaire with a list of 16 heist films and asked to tick the ones they had already seen. We had also decided was that we were surely NOT going to screen the obvious choices – films that every movie buff worth his bootlegged DVD had already seen. Reservoir Dogs, Oceans 11, Italian Job, Usual Suspects, Inside Man or Bank Job. What’s the point watching films you’ve already seen with people who had already seen them? Especially, when it’s really difficult to pack more than 4-5 films a night!

Our guess was right – Over 60 per cent had already seen The Usual Suspects and The Italian Job. Only one person had actually seen Bandits. So Sandeep decided to start with the necessary evil – one mainstream Hollywood film for the night.

I reached the venue about five minutes into the film and I was shocked by his choice. “Dude, this is not even a heist film!”

“But it’s about bank robbers, it’s about the Sleepover Bandits,” he said.

Maybe it was a good choice to start off the festival with a film that generates discussion on what is a heist film. A heist film essentially follows a certain structure and comprises of certain elements that define the genre.

“Inception is a heist film,” I told Sandeep.

“No way,” he said.

We didn’t get down to discussing how Inception was a heist film because that would’ve totally taken over the night but I do wish our Roof Top campers were a little more enthusiastic about talking about the films they had just watched. After every film, someone had to ask them what they thought, every single time. Maybe we should have a moderator chosen by the curator who will facilitate discussions if the curator does not want to talk about the films himself.

It’s the conversation that makes RTTF a social event, after all.

Bandits was a buddy movie, a love triangle that was more about stealing your best friend’s girl than the money but thankfully, a decent climax after a long winded detour into the romance portions restored the theme for the night – heist.

It helped that the film brought in laughs at regular intervals and though, at least on paper, NOT the ideal start to revive the RTFF, it turned out to be just fine. Nobody objected because they watched a movie they hadn’t watched before.

It was also the longest movie that night – well over two hours and it was better slotted at the first film than somewhere in the middle being the weakest of the lot Sandeep had with him.

Sandeep wanted to start off with Godard’s Band of Outsiders, the film that’s been described as an anti-heist film, one that inspired Tarantino to call his banner A Band Apart. But due to a technical glitch (the DVD played only on a Mac and not Windows), he decided to play The Score but even that disc decided not to play. And so, Bandits it was. A harmless way to get things started, a buddy film with plenty of feel good & a cheeky ending to save us the blushes.

The big surprise for the night was kept under wraps because it would have been a huge disappointment had our mystery guest been unable to make it for some reason, especially with all the rain. Venkat Prabhu, who directed the superhit Mankatha, one of those rare heist films made in Tamil, had agreed to drop by and talk about his experience. Since he was expected around midnight, we decided to kill some time under the pretext of ordering dinner and playing a short film till it arrived.

We played Shor at 12.20 a.m, the 20-min short directed by Raj & DK that went on to get critical acclaim and also served as a pitch for them to make their feature on the same theme – Shor In The City. When people applaud at the end of the film, you know the fest is doing something right.

The next film for the night was Stanley Kubrick’s The Killing, one of the classic, definitive heist films ever made, one that inspired Quentin Tarantino to make Reservoir Dogs.

Before we could play that, the floor was open to discussing elements of a heist film. And the group seemed to reach a consensus that heist films have four parts – The Players, The Plan, The Execution & The Consequence/Getaway with plenty of scope for twists and turns and surprises.

On this note, we discussed where Mankatha worked despite its deviations into hero-worship and just when we were about to hit Play to get The Killing started, Venkat Prabhu made an entry. Surprise at 1 a.m!

The next one hour was spent discussing how he made his heist film and how it changed considerably with market forces.

Of course, since most of it was off-the-record, on request by the director, we won’t blog about every candid detail he wanted to share with us. The old version of The Italian Job was the starting point for Mankatha. It wasn’t a script originally written for Ajith, it was meant to be a small film with his regular bunch of boys. And the fact that Ajith wanted to play one of the boys was one of the biggest reasons Venkat Prabhu decided to make this a bigger film than planned, especially with the potential and opportunity it presented with one of the biggest stars in showbiz agreeing to play a role that wasn’t typically heroic. But that was also what made it more and more original.

The crowd was hooked. Everyone got to ask him what they wanted and some more over dinner. We watched Kubrick’s The Killing after that and the film ended to more applause with its fantastic ending.

We discussed how the talkie nature of the film meant that every minutest detail was spelt out through voiceover and that this had to be evaluated in the context of evolution of cinema itself.

The next film only highlighted how cinema itself had changed. From black and white to Eastman Colour, from talking to showing as the focus shifted from dialogue to action in The Italian Job, something Sandeep decided to screen though one third of the group had already watched it because Venkat Prabhu had just spoken about that film. Italian Job was not just funny, it also boasted of spectacular action sequences. Turned out to be the perfect choice for the third film as a contrast to The Killing.

When the film is good and people are sleeping, you know it’s not the curator’s fault. More than 60 per cent of the campers had already gone to sleep or left when we decided to play the last film for the night at around 4.45 a.m. Ringo Lam’s City on Fire, another film that inspired Tarantino to make Reservoir Dogs, the film about the undercover cop and a heist gone wrong, with its men in suits shades walking in slow-mos and the bloody Mexican stand-off for a finale.

By the time, we called it a night, it was already about 7 in the morning. A night well spent.

And RTFF got off to a start with a bang, thanks to Sandeep Makam, the curator and Vijayanand, founder of Startup Centre, Alsa Mall, our host for the night.

The next edition of RTFF will happen in October and will be curated by Vijay Venkataramanan, who used to programme for the Indian Film Festival of Los Angeles. Vijay is a professional film editor with quite a few films to his credit, including my own ‘Good Night Good Morning’.

He already has a bunch of films he has sourced and one thing’s for sure, you will not get bored. Follow @ChennaiRTFF & @vsnipz to stay tuned about the theme for the next edition. Also join the RTFF Google Group & like the Facebook page to stay updated about upcoming fests.

Critics: 10 Things You Hate About Them

Disclaimer: This could have been written by any film critic in the world and is addressed to every critic of theirs. So please don’t read this as a personal expression directed at you if you hate me/opinion. Best read with a little distance – like a party watching the fight from the best seat in the house.

You don’t hate your milkman, postman or watchman. In fact, you tip them once in a while. Or your family doctor or the architect who designed your house. You pay them for consultation. You probably hate a few celebrities, film and sport-based, and of course, politicians. Over the last decade, journalists, especially critics, commentators and analysts have joined the most hated club.

It’s understandable that you don’t like sportsmen or entertainers when they don’t perform or politicians when they don’t deliver what they promised and extending the same logic to commentators, analysts and critics, you could say you don’t like the way they do their job… which is to say you don’t always like the points they make. They all have opinions that somehow don’t always match with yours.

Let’s forget all the work experience, educational qualifications or specialised courses that got them these jobs, just like they got you yours, for a moment. Because once we bring that up, there is no further debate once you accept that just like doctors, engineers, lawyers, architects, these are professionals paid for their expertise in a certain area.

You don’t even pay them personally (unless you want to include your cable and newspaper bill which put together per month will be way less than what you pay your doctor per sitting or what you would spend on a single trip to the movie theatre with friends) yet you find this dislike surface every now and then. Why?

Here’s ten things you hate about them.

1. You want their job. Or you wish you had their job. You just can’t come to terms with the fact that you are stuck doing something else while someone there is bumming around on TV or typing away on a computer to make a living, watching cricket matches, interviewing influential people or just watching movies. And probably making more money than you.

2. You think you are always right. You may decide to resolve an argument with friends with the usual “Let’s agree to disagree” or by calling them names before changing the topic… Or sometimes, by producing proof that you are right by quoting from a person of some authority. And these critics sometimes happen to be those very people quoted back to you. From there on, it’s just your opinion versus theirs. Your hubris will never let you believe you are wrong, even if you deep down know that you don’t know enough.

3. You have an axe to grind. This usually happens when you or something you are associated with, has been at the receiving end of criticism in the past – either a long string of bad reviews as an established filmmaker/producer/affiliate or negative feedback as someone starting out. Imagine this. You want them to give you a line you can put on the cover of your DVD. They don’t find anything positive to say and politely decline. The next thing they know you are either going around town crying how they were mean and that they think too much of themselves. Or worse, you mail back saying that you understand, thank them for their honest feedback and then go on a hate campaign.

4. You want their attention. It’s probably cathartic to get it all out and have some closure but very rarely are you able to get them to hear all about what you think. How long can you handle this one-way communication? At some point you want them to know how you feel. Most troll behaviour on the internet is about attracting attention.

5. You hate their success. Schadenfreude. You derive immense pleasure watching someone slip-up, however minor. As Green Goblin told Spiderman: “The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail.” Underdogs make news when they succeed while the successful make news when they fail. Your Schadenfreude is validation of their success.

6. You like to sail against the wind. You don’t want to be just another person agreeing with the majority. You don’t want to be ordinary. You want to be a rebel, cause or not, and would do anything to stand out. You can always say you are too intelligent to agree with a majority. Whatever floats your boat!

7. You have nothing else to do. As civil right activist, Eleanor Roosevelt once said: “Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.” With Twitter, Facebook, blogs and many more avenues to do absolutely nothing, you feel the need to discuss but are unable to go beyond people.

8. You know it’s easier said than done. You are the types who could give Mahendra Singh Dhoni advice on whether he should bat or bowl first. Or tell Dravid when to change gears between offense and defense. As singer Helen Reddy says, “Hindsight is wonderful. It’s always very easy to second guess after the fact.”

9. You forget it’s just one person’s opinion. As a fellow film critic, Mayank Shekhar says: “If you go to Australia and come back and write that you didn’t have a good time there, it does not mean Australia is a bad place. It just means you didn’t like it.” But here’s a thought. Would you take travel advice from someone who has just been to one part of Australia or someone who has been to more places there than you have?

10. You don’t see the futility. Do you criticise someone saying they cannot take criticism because they criticised your criticism of their criticism? If all criticism can be criticised, then every counter-criticism becomes the subject of further-criticism between all parties involved in an argument and if everybody has a right to their opinion, what is the point of it all? It’s like a Mexican stand-off with a bunch of people saying Fuck You to each other. Forever.

That Girl in Yellow Boots: That Sheep In Lion’s Clothing

Genre: Drama

Director: Anurag Kashyap

Cast: Kalki Koechlin, Prashant Prakash, Gulshan Devaiya, Naseeruddin Shah

Storyline: A girl comes to India in search of her father and works in a massage parlour servicing the seedy underbelly of Mumbai

Bottomline: A predictable but brave effort but not as bold as it pretends to be

For a film that with an ending you can guess even from the synopsis or just the storyline, it’s amazing how Anurag Kashyap keeps it all well concealed. If you thought a good film cannot be made with a bad script, Kashyap proves you wrong in his best directorial effort yet.

Direction is one department that becomes a whole lot easier when you have a strong script, good actors, the best of technicians, budgets etc. Here, all Anurag Kashyap has is a half-baked script full of clichés, indulgence, not the best actors for the part or the budget of a big film to hire the best of technicians or more days of shoot. Yet, every scene is crafted and staged with a touch of brilliance as Kashyap stamps his class over the most mediocre material he has worked with and turns it into a mood piece.

Didn’t think you would find clichés in a Kashyap film? Every guy in big bad Mumbai the 20-year-old girl turns to for help is a lech and wants sexual favours or money. How is this any different from a Madhur Bhandarkar film ridden with bad city stereotypes? If this film were made by Bhandarkar, it would be called Massage Parlour and he wouldn’t even need to change the script.

But at least Bhandarkar would not hold back the punches. He is more daring filmmaker than Kashyap in this regard. Kashyap’s heroine services this seedy underbelly of the ugly city by doing sexual favours to repressed men frequenting  the parlour out of her own choice to make a quick buck but does not put out completely. She does not go all the way because apparently that would make it a movie cliché and is less disturbing than offering them her “handshakes”. It is obvious that the intention here is to shock and awe by employing something that’s rarely been spoken about on the Indian screen than do justice to what the film requires the character to be.

So, like most Yash Raj heroines, the girl is virginal, even when her profession demands the danger of it being threatened. So she has not even slept with her boyfriend because she can only think of finding her father. She would do anything to find her father and yet, when the situation arrives that she has to cater to a group of rich diamond merchants, the director checks that need with a convenient solution of her boyfriend showing up.

The bane of this film is that its idea of sex does not involve the act of sex itself. Since the girl hasn’t crossed the line of virginity, the ending of the film is way less shocking or disturbing than the script demands. Kashyap shows ambitions of being Gasper Noe but ends up being more conservative than even Robert Zemeckis. Even family-friendly Back to the Future showed more inappropriate behaviour than what’s in this supposedly bold adult film.

The impact is also diluted because of the way the rituals are shown in the film. We see shots her chucking tissues, washing her hands, routinely repeating it every day. While this “handshake” business may be shocking to the aunt next door, to people who are used to world cinema, this is a literally watered down version.

Yet, the film keeps you intrigued because of the way Kashyap has shot this material. His shot-taking (cinematography by Rajeev Ravi) and blocking will serve as a master-class for independent filmmakers with budgetary limitations.

The extremely natural, seemingly improvised quips of Gulshan Devaiya and Puja Swarup go a long way in providing the lighter moments the film needed to balance its one-note brooding mood. Kalki’s histrionic limitations are exposed when she has to share frames with Gulshan or Puja. Kalki is fantastic when she has to let her eyes do the talking (again, an example of director making up for the script without a single memorable line) and when she doesn’t need to get dramatic. It’s the screechy, high-pitched outbursts that she can’t seem to get right. They are always a notch above what the camera can handle, a performance that would’ve been more appreciated on the stage. Prashant Prakash is a victim of this stage-to-film transition too but shows great promise with his body language and timing.

How do you make a predictable plot less guessable? Throw in red herrings. That’s exactly what Kashyap does. It is gimmicky, of course, but without these misdirections, this is a film with an ending you would’ve guessed within the first five minutes.

In his efforts to divert and distract, he also gets the casting of the father wrong and the otherwise intense climax suffers hugely from this. The score by Naren Chandavarkar and Benedict Taylor is just what the film needed to get its mood right, especially towards the final frames.

Overall, this is a film that, like That girl, sits on the wall. It may be virgin territory for India but done with far more intensity outside. And the Yellow Boots remain far from soiled.

(An edited version of this review appeared here.)

 

Bol: Brave voice from Pakistan

Genre: Drama

Director: Shoaib Mansoor

Cast: Humaima Malik, Mahira Khan, Iman Ali, Atif Aslam

Storyline: A girl about to be hanged tells her story and of Pakistan’s population woes

Bottomline: World cinema corrupted by Bollywood

When you watch films like Majid Majidi’s Baran (Iranian) or Siddiq Barmak’s Osama (Persian), you get a haunting picture of how things work behind the veil in the Islamic world. It’s one of those bitter pills that hit you at the gut, so grim and with very little hope.

And then, in complete contrast is Hindi cinema’s take on the arthouse – the multiplex movie which still wants to end on a positive note and because films without any feel good rarely find takers at the box office. Maybe it’s also the effect of mainstream Bollywood on the arthouse that films end with hope.

Shoaib Mansoor’s new film (he had earlier made the critically acclaimed Khuda Kay Liye) takes us into the household of a hakim’s family in Lahore to give us a hard-hitting film on the state of affairs, treatment of women and transgenders in Pakistan but the impact of this punch is rather watered down because of its Hindi cinema influences – the need to end with feel good.

So we have the film begins quite dramatically with a woman facing death sentence, granted permission to call for a press conference – straight from the very spot she’s about to be hanged. Once you suspend your disbelief and ignore the filmy acting by its leading lady Humaima Malik in these opening portions, the film comes into its own in the flashback.

Considering that what the film wants to say is in the flashback and that it does it so effectively without holding back any punches, the very setting for the story to unfold seems unwarranted.

The narrator of the film was among the seven sisters born to an orthodox Hakim in Lahore on the brink of poverty with the advent of private clinics. After repeated efforts to yield a boy, the eighth attempt results in the birth of a transgender much to the frustration of the father, whose initial instincts are to kill the baby.

It’s a fantastic premise for the story to unfold as the family spirals further down into poverty, the father unwilling to let any of the girls work or step out of the house. It’s quite commendable how the filmmaker Shoaib Mansoor has managed to bring out the hypocrisy of the patriarch and his convenient interpretation of the Koran to justify everything he does. The laughs in this otherwise serious film come our way as his hypocrisy is further exposed when he’s asked to produce a girl child for a courtesan Meena (Iman Ali plays a Pakeezah fan) to pull himself out of financial trouble. Now this is a man so staunch in his beliefs and value systems that he threw a fit when his daughters playfully told him that they had crushes on Tendulkar and Afridi.

There’s surely a gem of a film somewhere in there in between of all that Hindi cinema packaging, one that’s so bleak and yet offers a little hope through its Atif Aslam-Mahir Khan romance track.  Given the entire gamut of issues relating to gender, religion and social norms, it is tragic that the filmmaker ends the film choosing to spell out just one moral, the least interesting of them. “Why make babies if you can’t raise them?”

Bol has a lot more that’s interesting to say and show us than that issue. Despite its failings (in its the first five minutes and the last five), it’s a brave voice from Pakistan that deserves to be heard. Surely the pick of the week among the Hindi releases.

(This review originally appeared here.)

Bodyguard: Another showcase for Sallu’s body

Genre: Drama

Director: Siddique

Cast: Salman Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Raj Babbar, Rajat Rawail, Hazel Keech

Storyline: A bodyguard falls in love with a mysterious caller over the phone

Bottomline: Salman makes this tighter remake work

Salman Khan has clearly figured a way out to play it safe at the box office. Take films that have done really well from the South and then Salman-ise them with elements that fans expect from his films.

Though the original film (Bodyguard in Malayalam, Kavalan in Tamil) was a sappy, long-winded drama that relied solely on the twist at the end to deliver, here the twist is just an excuse to wrap up another full-blown Sallu showcase.

Like Salman really needed an excuse to take of his shirt and shift the attention from script to his body, this film gives him enough reason to go flex his muscles. So, right from the moment he’s introduced when he’s doing the muscle-dance, flaunting his biceps, he’s doing what he does best – the gym routine.

He’s walks around like the Hulk, fights bad guys and sends them flying and bullets never seem to find him, even if his frame occupies two thirds of the screen. Sallu is Lovely Singh, a bodyguard assigned to protect Divya (Kareena Kapoor) who prank calls him from an unidentified number, the series of phone calls leading to an unlikely old-fashioned romance where Lovely does not care what she looks like because love does not stem from the eyes, it stems from the heart.

If a playing a Bodyguard does not let him do all that he does in other films anyway, what will? There’s a scene where he slips into uniform that’s loose and works out just to fit into it. That says everything you need to know about the film. It isn’t a tailor-made role for Salman. It’s Salman filling out an already designed loose shirt with his muscle.

The writers haven’t been able to write many punch-lines this time? Does not matter. Salman will manage saying the same line three times in the film. “Do me a favour. Do me no favour.” Never mind if it makes him sound indecisive. But surprisingly, Salman is quite subdued this time and he also gets to put his acting muscle to use when he has to act all soft and sincere.

The laughs are entrusted to debutant Rajat Rawail who brings the house down with physical comedy, his huge frame and flabby torso in drag responsible for most of the laughs while Raj Babbar performs with the gusto of an eighties villain in a role that would have ideally preferred Amrish Puri.

It’s the Salman version of a Karan Johar film of the nineties that is bound to be compared with the sappiness of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, given the drama at the end and another few-year-old almost saying “Tussi Mat Jao,” a cue for the ladies in the hall to weep silently.

Kareena puts in an effortless performance (her sister Karishma has dubbed for the phone call portions of the film for her) and looks absolutely ravishing in the ‘Teri Meri’ song placed before the climax. If the film works even somewhat, it is because of the presence the leads command. Kareena and Salman raise the game to a different level and this remake is probably the best this script can be.

So please, Siddique. Don’t make this again in another language. We have endured enough already.

(This review originally appeared here)

Mankatha: Ajith plays his cards right, finally

Ajith’s character does not exist in the film. That’s the ending.

He’s a figment of Vaibhav’s imagination. The Keyser Soze. The dangerous diabolic villain Vaibhav ‘Verbal Kint’ makes up as he comes up with a story he makes up in the interrogation room from plot points he remembers in Tamil films.

First Vaibhav creates a Nayakan character. A Dharavi don, we don’t know if he’s Nallavara Kaettavara (good or bad?).

Then he makes the Nayakan Don marry him off to the girl he loves like Mammootty does for Rajnikant in Thalapathy.

They plan a heist involving a geek hacking into the traffic light system of the city, like in the Italian Job. And there’s Ajith sporting his natural greys like Clooney in Oceans.

There’s a hint that he’s making up stories from Tamil films he watches because there’s a Kamal Haasan poster in his room and he’s sporting the same beard as Kamal. In a Trisha-Ajith song, there’s a song from Kireedam playing on the TV behind.

Vaibhav makes up this story about an imaginary character called Vinayakam played by Ajith and walks away into the sunset with “500 crores. Ainooru Kodi. Money. Money. Money. Money.”

Mankatha da!

Gotcha suckers! Was kidding. I made up that ending, to mess with those who are reading reviews before watching the film. “My f***ing game”.

On a serious note though… The pop culture nods/references are so many that you think you’ve cracked it but Venkat Prabhu keeps messing with your head, the references just used to tease and nothing more. Just as you think it’s going the Ocean’s way, it’s not. You think it’s going the Italian Job way, it’s not. You think it’s going the Usual Suspects way, it’s not. You think it’s going the Reservoir Dogs way, it’s not. It’s a fairly original film, even if long-winded and a tad conveniently slapped with a twist ending.

Personally, I would have liked one of the other boys in the film to emerge as the hero in the end but I guess mainstream Tamil cinema is not ready for that yet.

After Aaranya Kaandam, Mankatha is one of those rare Tamil noir films. Neo-noir, like the Thiagarajan Kumararaja film, with all its pop culture tributes, plot derivatives and spins on film noir narratives.

If at all you hear the film is ripped off from such and such film, it’s because whoever told you that has probably seen only that one film in that genre.

Noir is not just treatment, noir is a genre with a clearly identifiable template and recurring themes – evil dominates, almost every character is grey or black hungry for money and could kill for it, the deadly femme fatale, allies turning against each other, betrays, greed… you get the idea, a complete exploration of all that has to do with the dark side of human nature.

Calling it a noir film does not automatically become a compliment just like calling a chick flick a chick flick does not by default make it a good film.

I won’t get into the plot details (though it is pretty much what is expected from the genre template) but hats off to the director to take the genre that typically explores the dark side of man and turn it into a completely light-hearted mass entertainer. I can think of wickedly delicious and dark crime comedies that employ the noir template but it’s one of the first films (Farhan Akhtar’s Don did this too) that takes something that is primarily dark (and hence restrictive in reach by genre) and turns it into a celebration of the morally bankrupt by a mainstream hero worshipped by millions without failing to glorify its “hero” who is in reality the scum of all scums.

As the opening titles roll out, Venkat Prabhu gives you the first hint – Mankatha – Strictly No Rules. There are no rules for this “hero”. He drinks to the point of total memory loss, he cheats on his girlfriend, manipulates friends for his own gain and wouldn’t think twice about killing anyone. Yet, he’s still the Thala – that stupid sobriquet that blurs the line between the star’s real life persona and the character he plays in films. I hope he uses his head and drops that Thala baggage at the earliest.

Stars play the same role again and again in all movies (MGR, Rajni, Vijay, Ajith) because people pay to watch them do the same things while actors do different roles again and again (Sivaji, Kamal, Vikram, Suriya, Dhanush) because people pay to watch them do different things.

In recent times, we have had some stars preferring to do actor roles (Vijay with Kavalan, for eg. or Rajni with Enthiran) and some actors preferring to do star roles (Suriya in Aadhavan or Singham or Vikram in Kanthasamy) and that’s where our problems begin because here we have this blind idiocy of hero-worshipping the guy who can beat up people on screen.

He maybe bald, he may have a paunch or a triple chin or be as tall as a midget in real life, does not matter. As long he has a sobriquet (Ilaya Thalapathy or Thala or Little Super Star or Captain) and fan clubs, there will be idiots around who will pay to watch them do the shittiest movies in history of Tamil cinema and also have the nerve to defend them.

Which is why I respect Suriya, Dhanush and even Vikram (his Chiyaan is just based on a character he became popular for), unlike this Worship-Me-I-Am-Your-Leader self-styled sobriquets… Thala or Thalapathy, that flaunt their ambitions of being the Thalaivar (leader). There is no doubting that Ajith can act, so can Vijay. Like all actors do, why don’t they just do their jobs instead of being on this narcissistic trip of being worshipped by fans?

So I would be the first to applaud Ajith for taking a step in the right direction and playing an actor who essays a role that’s usually used to describe the villain.

Which brings us to the problem area, that in the context of our cinema for the masses, fans are so blind and loyal that they actually think that by virtue of the hero doing certain things considered inappropriate, it becomes acceptable and legitimate to do that.

Now, I watched this film with hardcore fans of Ajith on the first day. So it was disturbing that they seemed to applaud the fact that he would drink to the extent of memory loss every night. Like he just echoed their thoughts. I heard some of the most obscene, sexually frustrated comments every time Lakshmi Rai or Andrea made an appearance and I am really wondering if the time is still right for us to make a film where the hero can play evil, not grey… completely and absolutely evil, with no redeeming feature. Almost.

Spoiler alert (Highlight to read): If he is that unabashedly evil given the number of people he kills in the film, would he need the friend or ally when he could technically keep all the 500 crores to himself, instead of splitting it? Why not kill the friend as the last ultimate move of villainy? But no, this is commercial movie. There has to be some good to make Thala likeable. With this ending generating feel good, Mankatha becomes a complete celebration of greed just like how fantasy films celebrate the good. 

The morals are a little unsettling in the Indian context of drunk fans and blind hero worship, at least given the bunch of people I shared the hall with. The last thing we want is drunk folk going around calling women “thevidiya mundais”.

To Venkat Prabhu’s credit, he uses quite a few alienation techniques to remind us that this is all just a story not to be taken seriously… there’s green blood to make it more children friendly, the jokes are of the nature of your best friend spoofing cult movie moments, the stunts are unbelievably larger than life and the really bad visual effects like glass shattering ensure that you always know that it just campy, cartoonish pulp fiction that you are watching, especially with Premgi’s presence (I found his quips to be the best part of the film) and Mahat. Good to see Action King Arjun and Laxmi Rai given something to play with but not enough but the rest of the cast, including Trisha, Andrea, Anjali, only get extended cameos. It’s quite nice that Venkat Prabhu is creating these small heroes who can support the smaller filmmakers – In addition to Shiva, Jai, Vaibhav, Premgi, Sampath, Arvind Akash, now add Mahat & Ashwin to that list.  The biggest bonus is the goof reel at the very end that assures kids that it’s just a bunch of friends having fun making a film, playing a game rather, and that who dies and who does not is immaterial because it was just a story to be forgotten instantly.

Mankatha is just that. It is forgettable but fun while it lasts. But it lasts too long. Ajith is given ample scope to perform and play a badass and this is probably the best role he has done in a while (considering Billa didn’t involve acting, it just needed him to show up to work and walk, Vishnu even keeping dialogues minimal). It’s refreshing really to see this side of Ajith. Make sure you stay till the end credits to see him have a blast on the sets, enjoying himself. As an actor mature enough to play his age or take digs at his own paunch, Ajith is evolving into a down to earth, likeable actor.

Venkat Prabhu does not seem to have the heart to cut anything out of his though quite a bit of it is indulgence as expected from a mass film made for fans on the occasion of the 50th film. He also has no heart to cut out the rest of the ensemble and makes sure he gives them all a song each at least and quite a bit of importance than you would usually not find in a solo hero film.  The result is a long film with which songs feels even longer though Yuvan does rock the score, the violin bit with slow motion action choreography being one of the best parts of the film.

Though it’s more thought out than most heist films made, the convenience with which everything is tied together in the end is a little disappointing. It’s as if the masses wouldn’t understand if it were any more complicated.

In the end, we have a film that looks more smarter than what it really is. Venkat Prabhu wins the guessing game (though you may guess the ending from a throwaway scene earlier on in the film) not by outwitting you playing by the rules but by cheating. Sorry, bongu.

But then, the tag line warned us. Strictly No Rules.

Rating: 6.5/10

P.S: I really hope Ajith and Vijay soon get tired of the hero-worship (and drop Thala / Ilaya Thalapathy from their names) and do their jobs as actors more often. The first step towards becoming a more serious actor is getting rid of the baggage that comes with the stardom. Yes, I am guilty of cheering for Vijay in the past too when Thirupaachi and Sivakasi came out. You know what that got me? One bad film after another. They kept making the same film again and again with him to the point of irritation that even the badly directed Kavalan seemed like a good break. The greatest disservice to an actor with potential is to worship a bad film. Stop defending the Aasals, aas***l*s.

Chitkabrey: Secrets Seven

Genre: Drama

Director: Suneet Arora

Cast: Ravi Kissen, Rahul Singh, Rajesh Shringapure, Svetlana Manolyo, Akshara Gowda, Pitobash

Storyline: Seven friends, each representing one of the cardinal sins, plus one more, meet at a reunion to find themselves trapped by an avenging junior from college

Bottomline: If you watch only one film a year, this is it. It will convince you why you were right staying away from films.

Promoted as the boldest Indian film made, Suneet Arora’s Chitkabrey – Shades of Grey, is indeed the most brave film to have hit the screens in recent times if it really thought that people will queue up to see a mostly naked Ravi Kissen.

There’s plenty of assorted nudity and love-making scenes thrown to spice up the amateur staging of what seems like a play with its Big Boss-like set-up. Like Big Boss, instructions are given by a mysterious stranger whose voice booms through the speakers to the occupants of the house.

So if you watch Big Boss as a guilty pleasure, you might just dig this. You will enjoy it for the same reasons as you watch the reality show. Laughing at it than with it most of the time. How can you keep a straight face and not laugh when a bad actor sobs to his wife that: “I let my boss enjoy with me” soon after a shot of two men sharing a shower.

A victim of ragging Rakesh Chaubey (Ravi Kissen) keeps the group captive at gunpoint and asks them to spill the beans on their dirty past.

Now, though Ravi Kissen’s character speaks chaste Hindi and quotes from his Hindu upbringing, he reproduces seven Biblical cardinal sins (and not the six arishadvargas from the Indian ethos) which is our first hint that the film has probably borrowed its core from another source and was desperately trying to find its footing in the Indian milieu.

A quick search online suggests a similar play by award-winning American playwright Kash Goins who wrote ‘VII Deadly Sins’ also about a reunion of eight classmates after a decade (changed to 15 years in this film though).

The caricatures that the makers of Chitkabrey give us:

Lust: Jaggi, the Sikh businessman with a big heart, is guilty of doing the naughty with a hottie and cheating on his wife. He was also the mastermind behind ripping off Ravi Kissen’s underpants during the ragging sequence.

Envy: The still-single Shankar betrays his successful rich friend Jaggi and also does the naughty with Jaggi’s wife on the sly.

Wrath: Angry young Deepak beat his 11-year-old because the kid got only 92 on 100 and also used to hit his wife because the salt in the daal wasn’t right.

Greed: Gujarati Jayan married for dowry and then ran off to Canada to start a fresh life with a brand new wife.

Pride: Rekha, the only girl in the gang, is so vain that she “prefers rape to a favour”. She “sells girls” for a living, while her husband is away picking up the soap for his boss. She used to be so vain that she once asked Ravi Kissen in college what he thought of her balls! Eyeballs, she clarifies after he uncomfortably says: Nice.

Gluttony: Aman Ali Siddiqui made a girl suck his pen in public back in college and is punished when his wife Fauzia Javed Khan has to eat kulfi in front of all his friends.

Sloth: Bengali babu Buddhadeb had taken to the bong (Yes, drugs in college!) and now dreams of being a bum in Bahamas because after ten years of marriage, he only thinks of his Biwi as his Behen!

Manipulation: New sin invented because the makers realised that they have eight characters but only seven sins, like in the American play. So smart South Indian Balaji who used to sell drugs in college goes chasing the Great American Dream and scores a Russian girl for a wife! Immoral foreign girl who likes to lure unsuspecting masseurs into a three-way with her husband in the middle of a massage.

Smell stereotypes? Just one of those things that makes this film so bad that it’s good. Enjoy with your friends. Not the way the word is used in this movie though.

(A censored version of this review originally appeared here.)

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