Delhi Belly: When life hits the bottom
Genre: Comedy
Director: Abhinay Deo
Cast: Imran Khan, Kunaal Roy Kapoor, Vir Das, Shenaz Treasury, Vijay Raaz, Poorna Jagannathan
Storyline: Three roommates are on the run from gangsters after having a particularly bad day when a package of diamonds gets swapped with a sample of stool
Bottomline: The film is like what causes the titular condition. Unhealthy yet inviting street food not necessarily in good taste.
As the opening credits roll out leisurely to the tune of Saigal Blues, there’s a cheeky mid-shot of a fat guy’s partially exposed lower back (as Mr. Chow says in the Hangover: It’s funny because he’s fat). We are shown this visual at least thrice just in case we miss the obvious wisecrack there. It’s the “hero introduction shot” to not-so-subtly let you know where most of the jokes in this frat-house film would come from.
Thankfully, though that is sort of true, there’s more to this film than just toilet-humour.
Not entirely mindless, ‘it’ from the film’s tagline, happens as a metaphor for a particularly bad day. It’s because you got “it” from something you did unwittingly. While the fat guy Nitin (Kunaal Roy Kapoor, simply the best thing in the film) gets ‘it’ literally from eating Tandoori Chicken by the street-stall, Tashi (a new improved thick-stubbled Imran Khan) gets into ‘it’ when his girlfriend Sonia (evergreen Shenaz Treasury) springs a surprise engagement on him and Arup (finely restrained Vir Das) goes through ‘it’ when he is stood up and subsequently dumped by his girlfriend. Not the perfect day to lose a package of diamonds that gun-toting gangsters led by Somayajulu (Vijay Raaz puts the sin in sinister) are looking for. And surely not the place to be in once you’ve sent him a sample of stool instead unwittingly.
That’s all you need to know about the plot because it’s really just an excuse to let out all that’s been repressed in Bollywood for decades together.
So when it proverbially hits the fan and brings the roof down and we see the shocked expression on the faces of the elite kathak-trained prudes from the floor above – a room that has its walls lined up with photo frames of Gods. That’s probably the reaction you will get from your older uncles and aunts because as one of the guys tell us right at the beginning, nothing is sacred here (we are specifically told this when photographer Nitin puts a flower on the ear of a corpse for fun when on assignment).
The problem when you are watching a smart film is that you expect it to be smart throughout unlike say, a stupidly inane Dhamaal or an asinine Ready. Delhi Belly isn’t able to stay consistent in tone though it makes up for it by keeping the laughs coming.
What’s not consistent?
One, though Hinglish seems like a smart choice of language between three Delhi-based yuppies, when the uncouth gangsters enter the scene, the English-Hindi-Hinglish jumps seem obvious.
Two, profanity, by itself, isn’t humour. Wicked application of it is. While associate director and writer Akshat Verma (easily one of the best discoveries of the year) tucks some of it in smartly between jokes, some of it seems used for effect rather than need.
Three, lack of depth in characterisation. Of the three central characters, the cartoonist Arup (Vir Das) gets a raw deal because his love story is too undercooked for us to care enough for him or understand his random need for a tonsured head while some like Menaka (Poorna Jagannathan) are just so well-defined in spite of her limited presence in the film. As a result of this uneven mishmash, Delhi Belly remains a few notches below the subversive comic classic it could have been. There are many fine touches that lend themselves brilliantly to a comic book adaptation. But surely, this is a film that’s destined for cult status with the youth simply because they haven’t seen anything like this out of Bollywood, however derived it is from Messrs. Farelly Brothers, Todd Phillips or Quentin Tarantino.
Oral sex is not just spoken about but also shown as a matter of fact. There are shots of arousal – both human and canine – used for comic relief. Many words, some expletive and some just explicit, never uttered on screen before make their entry into Hindi cinema parlance. Music is used creatively as a part of the narrative and not just as an excuse to choreography the most successful song in the album (Bhaag DK Bose just appears as a part of the score). And like Dhobi Ghat, there’s no interval here either. So, there’s plenty to party about. After all, Bollywood just turned old enough to check into a frat house.
(This review originally appeared here)
Bbuddah Hoga Tera Baap: Fanboy Bachchanalia
Genre: Action
Director: Puri Jagannadh
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Hema Malini, Sonu Sood, Sonal Chauhan, Raveena Tandon, Prakash Raj
Storyline: A retired gangster comes back to his old hunting grounds on a mission
Bottomline: B-movie with a heart that works because of nostalgia and the Bachchan-Dreamgirl chemistry. Strictly for fans only
Imagine if some Hongkong-based hotshot director who makes martial arts movies for a living, one day, decides to make a Clint Eastwood tribute with good old Clint himself and ends up making one steeped in Schezwan sauce instead of Salsa and noodles instead of spaghetti just because they seem to look the same! An Eastern interpretation of the Western International phenomenon.
Bbuddah Hoga Tera Baap is a lot like that. A Southern interpretation of a Northern National phenomenon. Distinctly South Indian in its sensibility and tone, Puri Jagannadh’s film thinks it has brought back the Chora Ganga Kinaarewala back to the big screen. Has it really? No and yes.
Though it must be said that hardcore Bachchan fans, like yours truly, should book their tickets right away to just watch the Go Meera Go medley featuring a remix of Bachchan’s Greatest Hits without reading any further.
In fact, throughout the first half, despite Bachchan’s presence, you feel like you are watching a Tamil or a Telugu film from the over the top glares given by stuntmen and of course, the choice of villain – Prakash Raj. Equally cheesy are the looks of awe on everyone’s face as he shows off his sharp shooting skills. Also, though it does remind you of a recent Suriya starrer in terms of it’s father-son/assassin-target plot, the knot here is just an excuse to unleash Big B’s larger than life persona through punch-lines and hero-worship. Whichever way you look at it, this is strictly a B-movie made for fans.
Puri overdoes his fanboy adulation quite a bit so much that he does not know when to stop repeating himself. His Viju (Bachchan) seems to get provoked and angry every time someone calls him a Bbuddah and each occasion turns into an excuse for him to say the film’s title just in case we forget what the film is called.
And there are needless unflattering long shots in slow motion that reveal age. Isn’t it the film’s core objective to show us that age hasn’t really taken a toll on what he can do? And though Bachchan is in top form, commands a presence and even shakes a leg with commendable agility, Puri lets quite a bit of unwanted flab get in the way of the film’s narrative. Throughout, Viju does nothing but walk around getting offended on being called old and flirts with women, young and old, when the villain seems to be in a tearing hurry to eliminate the honest cop ACP Karan (Viju’s own son).
Sonu Sood is cast so perfectly as the son that in the early portions of the film, you would be forgiven to mistake him for a younger Vijay in police uniform. While Raveena in a cameo looks ravishing though silly, it is Hema Malini who really works up the magic and brings the much-needed Hindi fillum feel and her scenes with Bachchan are easily the best in the film.
Not just because they share a great chemistry but also because suddenly, the drama in the film seems more mature and is served up just right as Bbuddah finally finds its feet in the third act. Even if he’s just narrating a story borrowed from a popular email forward, Bachchan makes it his own and delivers it in his own inimitable style. The Action Jackson. The School of Cool, as the title song calls him.
Senior Bachchan simply owns the climax, be it the action scenes or the drama heavy last scene when he forces that tear down your cheek. Now, that’s more like the Bachchan we know. And miss.
(This review originally appeared here.)

