Software- A talented geek enters a reputed MNC and see that all they are doing is piracy. He first decides to write his own codes but they are discarded by his boss and he’s about to be thrown out. Then he starts attatching his codes to other programs and becomes millionaire. With the help of another software he records boss having sex with a junior. Wehshi darinda Boss thrown out and criticized in media and he is made the boss.

Canvas- An artist paints the best picture, but due to market politics he could not sell it. Being a broke he starts doing small robberies.
After he perfected the art of breaking in small shops, he breaks into a reputed exhibition of a dumb famous artist and installs his own
masterpiece. His painting is sold for millions. He becomes famous, media sensation. But police nabs him for the robberies. Will our artists
get the position they desrve?

Yeah… Mr.Bhandarkar has become too repetitive with his storyline… Atleast you have let it out… while all others are blindly showering their praises jus becos he made “Page3″ many years back…

Veti + rich college boy roams around with his good for nothing(GFN) friends in a swanky shopping mall all day. Meets equally GFN gal there and falls in love. keeps going to mall to meet girl everyday and ends up binging full time while she shops non stop with his money. Then he flunks in all subjects and becomes obese cuz of too much eating, becomes a glutton n refuses to pay for the girl’s shopping (meanie!) cuz he needs the money to hog full time . Obviously the GFN girlfriend ditches him. In the climax, a) he dies eating (err.. if that’s possible. Bhandarkar might just make it happen, who knows?) b) (If our director is in the mood for happy-but-not-so-happy endings) understands that money is the root cause of all evil, renounces the high life, moves out of home, works part time and pays for his education.

Bleddy easy, I say!!

Here’s my contribution!!

College: A young boy fresh out of school, joins one of the top engineering (ewwww) colleges in the country. Is aghast at how no one seems to actually study but does everything else except get an education. slowly falls prey, becomes a drug addict and alcoholic and from star student goes to the bottom of the class. to complicate things also falls in love and his gf leaves him. disillusioned goes to the top of LIC building to commit suicide, sees what an architectural marvel it is and decides that this is why he wanted to engineering in the first place. and joins rehab and reforms and return to engineering and learns to live with all kinds of people.

Office: Errr.. Sequel to above. Young fellow shocked at how people dont work but take more coffee breaks and lunch breaks and do more of tweeting and facebooking and sending forwards than any useful work. wants to change the work place and atmosphere and works 16 hours a day but doesnt get promotion. Co-worker who slept with boss gets it. doesnt get any perks, starts drinking coffee and posting about his woes on anonymous forums on the internet and realises that all he does in office is drinking coffee and talking to strangers on the net. does no work and gets thrown out because of recession. Committs suicide.

Retirement: Sequel to above.. Man looks at all the LIC and life insurance advertisements, thinks retirement is the coolest thing after sliced bread and retires. Goes to his sons place to live, is treated badly (not at all like how they show on TV where the son gives him crutches and grandson tugs at his dhoti), goes to his daughters place who also shooes him away (not at all like the daughters who gift their retired fathers cars on TV). is completely disillusioned and then finally goes to an old age home and learns to live with the depressing and murky retirement life. Ultimately dies.

Some more that I can think of.. Train (young fellow, uses bombay metros, is shocked at the haphazard way it functions, tries to reform, falls on tracks, dies), Bus (same as above), Cricket (young cricketer, wants to join indian cricket team, falls prey to politics, disillusioned, becomes coach ultimately), Hotel (young man wants to run a hotel, starts one, food sucks, place sucks, chefs suck, disillusioned, dies of food poisoning )

Wheeee!! This is fun and soooo easy. Will post as and when I think of more Bhandarkar movies!!