Comments on: Tashan: The Englis The Tution The Star-vation http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/ Sudhish Kamath's Pad On The Net Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:03:39 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Kirit Kiran http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5990 Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:08:03 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5990 The film was a big letdown. I am surprised how come there is no mention of Aynanka Bose’s good work with the camera! I think it is damn f***** (you don’t allow the F word do you) neat.

]]> By: R Abishek http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5686 Fri, 02 May 2008 07:39:31 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5686 “I talking about Kareena Kaboob in and as beach bums in neech bikini. Zero per cent fat, 80 per cent cleavage, 100 per cent mileage, no wastage of her footage. The bigger size the movie, the smaller size the costume.”

The costume is getting smaller because that woman’s body can’t stand any more dress weight. You said, “Zero per cent fat, 80 per cent cleavage”. Well, its more a case of “Zero per cent fat, Zero per cent cleavage.” The female body needs some amount of fat to make at least a hint of cleavage, doesn’t it? Poor Kareena, poor idiot Kareena.

Excellent review, top of the line. How else do you praise a review that is so freakin’ good (I’m not allowed to use the ‘F***’ word, am I)?
And I’ve not even started the flattery machine.

Seriously, I had the misfortune of getting a free ticket to ‘Tashan’ and also some free time. I’m making a big understatement in saying that I’ve wasted 3 hours of my life. Seems bollywood has run out of ideas and is so desperate that it runs its hype machine on overtime, without making sure that its movies have any actual substance.

]]> By: The Mocking Spirit http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5681 Thu, 01 May 2008 04:24:11 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5681 “but Hindi fillums out of Yash Raj are smelling like morning ablution. There’s always a sitting, a loud hearing and then, there is a release.

Tashan is like that wonly.”

Yes. Absolutaaallly s[sh]ame to s[sh]ame thaaughts.

]]> By: Karthik H http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5676 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:24:53 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5676 Please the maintain this same the language for the future reviews. Also, try to the incorporate the The Language, as you might the have the noticed from the this! :P

]]> By: maxdavinci http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5671 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:49:04 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5671 tashan is supposed to mean style, guess the maker has a different dictionary afterall..

]]> By: Nisha http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5666 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:31:15 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5666 Your review is nicely. I is dying the happy woman if I is able to writing as well as you, George Bussssss! How you are puttings so well? The words, into the jokes which are the tickling ribs and so the bloody apt! I is reading twice times everytime I is reading this.. I finding new jokes..is like finding new chocolate everytime I is reading this!

]]> By: shakester http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5661 Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:18:45 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5661 i am having seen the phillum yesterday and am finding your writing on it bloody brilliant.

]]> By: Kennedi http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5655 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:48:34 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5655 Excellent review – which makes you a movie Guru.

]]> By: Trailblazer http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5654 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 12:30:47 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5654 Very funny review. Nice. I will avoid this movie then.

]]> By: Ashish http://sudhishkamath.com/2008/04/26/tashan-the-englis-the-tution-the-starvation/#comment-5653 Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:07:52 +0000 http://sudhishkamath.wordpress.com/?p=653#comment-5653 “Ramayan was written by Tulsidas. I only writing screenplay,” argues writer. Understanding? Yes, pharmoola of Hindi fillums was written by Salim-Javed. Vijay Krishna Acharya wonly recycling pharmoola, pleading innocence?”

Egjactly. Director was trying to improvise on set recipe and ends up making mess of it.

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